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Saturday, June 05, 2010

The Ballad of the Bungling BPs

We’re subjected to the remnants of the brother of Jeb
One poor businessman, who, this country, once led
He looked at the ocean and didn’t think ‘food’
No, his poor, simple mind saw bubblin’ crude
Oil, that is, rising up, through the sea…

Well, the first thing you know, BP’s f*cked it up
Skipped a few rules, now the sucker won’t stop
pouring icky goo into the Gulf of Mexico
and we know all too well, where them Mexicans go
Here, that is, cleaning pools, working farms

Well, we tried to say goodbye to Jeb’s dumber kin
but we’re left with an ocean with a really slimy skin
It’s the all time disaster environmentally
hey, but we all gotta go, eventually
to our beaches, that is, walk a spell, take your shoes off…

Y’all eat tar now, hear?



(Note: Don't post most 'sillies', but since I also posted this on facebook I doing a copyright thing)